Step 2: Food That Impresses Without the Kitchen Meltdown
The French have this figured out: entertaining should be fun for the host too. So skip the complicated recipes that leave you sweating over a stove while your guests have all the fun without you.
French-ish appetizers that are actually easy: Smoked salmon on crackers with crème fraîche and caviar looks fancy but takes five minutes. A good pâté with cornichons and grainy mustard? Très chic, zero effort. If you can find frozen gougères (those addictive cheese puffs), pop them in the oven—they’re the ultimate sparkling wine pairing and people will think you’re a culinary genius.
Go hard on the cheese board. This is your moment. Get a mix of textures and flavors—creamy Brie, tangy goat cheese, aged Comté, something funky like Roquefort. Add fig jam, honeycomb, candied pecans, and fresh baguette. The best part? Sparkling wine is basically magic with cheese.
Or just cheat intelligently. Order oysters from your favorite spot and serve them with mignonette and lemon. Grab prepared items from a good deli or gourmet shop, arrange them on your own serving pieces, and take full credit. The French do this all the time—they just don’t talk about it.
Want to really commit to the theme? Make a killer charcuterie spread with French selections: saucisson sec, duck rillettes, cornichons, Dijon mustard, and plenty of crusty bread. Pair it with your sparkling wine and call it a réveillon.